The three hardest things to hear

These are the three things no one wants to hear, in no particular order. Who wants to be around snooty people anyway? (That said, if anyone can get me into a private club for a tee time, I’m available anytime.) The short-sleeve tees are ultra-lightweight 4.2 oz shirts, made from exceptionally soft and fine 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton.